Riddles!!!!!!!

HI! If u want you can post your riddles on this topic.

I got one:
How can you tell if an elephant's beent in your house?

there's foot prints in the buter

How can u tell if 2 elephant's have been in your house?

you can't shut the door

Not bad. But that's not the answer. The answer is: There is 2 sets of footprints in the butter.
How can u tell if 3 elephants have been in your house???

Dus this Joke have an ending

No, that's not the answer..... The answer is there r 3 sets of footprints in the butter. How can u tell if there are 4 elephants in ur fridge???

OOC; This is a really good 1!!!

There's ether 1. 4 sets of foot prince in the buter, 2. a red minny parked outside or 3. you cant close the door

NEITHER!!!! IT IS............. a bum is screaming "There's elephants everywhere!!!!"

you bloody twit

I am not a pregnant female goldfish!!!!

OK let's get back to the riddles (ahem ) tulku's a twit

"I see without seeing,
but I hear what I see."

what am I

u are a bat

try this one;

Mountains will crumble and temples will fall,
and no man can survive its endless call.

What is it

it is ether 1: death or 2: time

Its Time......
OK I've got a harder one:

With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

you are Vampire

A begger had a brother
who lived in spain.
Yet the brother,
had no brother!
You must think hard,
Explain!

Yenudu1 wrote:

you are Vampire

it says "over boodless victims" even though vampires drink blood there victims still have blood.....slayer your answer is: a stapler


oh and Navo your answer is: the begger is a girl

DAMMIT!

dang, i didnt think enny one would get my one.

well, you cant out think me, you cant win a fight against me, so you may as well be on my side.